Posted 1 week ago

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

Posted 2 weeks ago

animmalcrossing:

acnlcustardcrossing:

animmalcrossing:

Petition to bring back random items inside balloon presents instead of that ugly balloon furniture

BUT I LIKE THE BALLOON FURNITURE

good news guys! looks like we’ve found our next sacrifice.

Link went through a phase

Posted 2 weeks ago
yup
me too

crazysience:

Me before social events

Posted 2 weeks ago

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

Posted 2 weeks ago

hungry-humanlike-fallen-angel:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

I got my period yesterday and I can vouch that I’m feeling all of this and want to die

Posted 2 weeks ago

hydrophobic-pirate:

On 9th August 2014, unarmed 18 year old Michael Brown was shot by police officer Darren Wilson in Ferguson, Missouri, sparking social unrest that continues to this day. Here is a petition to prevent police misconduct.

Posted 2 weeks ago

futureisfailed:

「Type-2020」/「ZeN☂」のイラスト [pixiv]

Posted 2 weeks ago

speroni-baloney:

speroni-baloney:

Warning: Long post…

So I’m at work yesterday minding my own business, get in the castle elevator and this guy walks in and I’ll admit, I thought he was hella good looking. We make small talk and he asks what my name is and where I’m from and brushes my…

Posted 2 weeks ago
yessss

someonereallyfab:

THIS IS MY JAM